Sunday, November 1, 2015

How PBQS won Miss Arkansas USA: All the juicy details

PBQS reigns again. She is officially Miss Arkansas USA! I watched at home and am so excited! Everyone wanted details, so here is how the night went. 

1. Watching online, eating candy.

2. Receive phone call #1 from Austin, who is there, so I assume it's an emergency.

3. Tell Austin to get back in the auditorium and no he can't talk to Kyle right now. Hang up.

4. Go back to watching and Kole tells me " I hope her wins!"

5. She nailed swimsuit. 

6. Phone call #2 from Austin saying he just bought something on Craigslist and really needs to tell Kyle about it. What??? Why is he on Craigslist right now? Hang up again.

7. In the meantime, he never actually called Kyle's phone. 

8. Text friends with updates as she is eloquent in evening gown and gets into the top 13.

9. Phone call #3 from you know who. I don't even say hello. I just say KYLE HAS HIS OWN PHONE AND HE IS AT YOUR HOUSE FEEDING YOUR DOG. And he's about to be on the phone with the police, so quit calling. (Long story that involved criminals trying to steal things at work)

10. My internet freezes.

11. Kyle comes home to tell me that Austin was out of dog food, but they finally talked. 

12. She's in the TOP 5!

13. Kids fall asleep.

14. PBQS nails her questions specifically spouting off facts about Syria that blew my mind.

15. Kyle falls asleep (seriously?)

16. I make it past 4th runner up

17. Then 3rd and 2nd

18. I have a heart attack

19. She WINS and I wake Kyle back up.

20. I am  left out as they are all taking pictures with Miss Arkansas USA and I am at home with sleeping people.

Next up...Miss USA with three kids :)